I was sure our little girl was ready for potty training.
However, P is for Potty is rated a best seller on Amazon.
A poem for new moms.
Two girls in diapers. That’s one, too many.
Bags of garbage? Yes, we had plenty!
I’d read “the book,” and I had a plan.
Determination, was now on hand.
I was excited. This would be great!
We’ll start tomorrow. I couldn’t wait.
We had everything, set up just so,
To teach our daughter, how to “Go.”
She wore panties, with pretty lace.
I had several pairs, just in case.
We had salty foods, with lots to drink… A new doll that wets. What do you think?
Supplied with games, crafts and her books, All prepared for whatever it took.
We played near the bathroom all that day. A few accidents did come her way.
Daddy came home. He asked how it went? I said I’d had days, that were better spent.
That day we both shared, I don’t regret, but big girl panties? No. Not just yet!
Sometimes the best plans just don’t come together as planned, no matter how well thought out they are.
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